Rajinikanth - Living Legend
Yesterday while browsing, I came across a page entitled 'Rajinikanth Jokes' & I liked those, then I wondered –why not to share/provide all of you with a reason to laugh about in this sorrowful, depressing, selfish & miserable world. Consequently, I have chosen the following among the published ones on the websites (as browsed further to get some more of those): -
1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
16. Rajinikanth wears glasses to protect the Sun
17. Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajinikanth and refused to pay back. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs.
18. Rajinikanth's email address...... gmail@rajinikanth.com
19. Had Rajinikanth met J K Rowling, he would have killed both Harry and Voldemort in the first book itself.
20. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
21. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club
22. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection
23. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
24. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated
25. Rajinikant can lick his elbows
26. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult
27. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
28. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday
29. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Corcin.
30. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
31. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
32. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
33. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
34. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
35. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
36. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
37. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
38. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
39. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
40. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
41. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
42. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better not to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
43. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
44. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
45. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
46. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
47. The universe came into being when Rajinikanth sneezed. And we call it the big bang!
48. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
49. Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.
50. Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.
51. Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.
52. Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
53. The movie ’300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1′.
54. Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!
55. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
56. Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
57. Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
58. Rajinikanth once leaned on a tower. From then onwards it is called Pisa tower!
59. Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!
60. Once Rajanikanth raced with time, time is still running.........
61. Why did obama came to India? To receive the payment of NASA's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
62. Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
63. Rajinikanth can "Checkmate" in one move.
64. One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'.
65. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
66. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply assembled the alphabets and that is how we have the alphabets in the order of A to Z now..!!
67. Human blood type is usually 0+, A+ or AB.. Rajini's blood type is AK-47.
68. Rajanikanth once sneeze on computer since then computers are infected by Viruses.
69. Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
70. Rajinikanth knows what came first - the chicken or the egg!
71. Rajani can draw straight line using compass.
72. Rajani can find corner in a circle.
73. what is the color of rajnikant's blood and sweat - UNKNOWN. he never bleeds or sweats
74. Rajnikanth never sells a movie. He gifts it to the nation.
75. Rajinikanth can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.
76. Google gets answers for all its searches from Rajinikanth.
77. Galileo used lamp 2 study. Graham bell used candle 2 study. Shakespeare studied under street light. But, do u know about... RAJANIKANT?......only AGARBATTI !!!
78. Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys in California.. and thats how DISNEY LAND came into existence.
79. Rajnikanth decided to sell his urine... RED BULL(ENERGY DRINK)!!!!!
80. Before tom cruise, rajnikant was approached for the movie "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", but he refused it as he found The title insulting his personality.
81. Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a poor and weak child suffering from Polio out of sheer humanity.. Today, he is known as..The Great Khali!
82. Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
83. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
84. Rajinikanth can run Windows 7 with 640KB of memory.
85. The real tragedy secret. One day Rajnikanth has some stomach problem.... That day today is called as Bhopal Gas Tragedy.
86. Government pays Tax to Rajni for working in India
87. In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
88. Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake?? Because Rajinikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode.
89. While playing once Rajnikanth said 'statue' to a girl..now its know as 'Statue of Liberty'!
90. Rajinikamth & Bullet Saga -
18. Rajinikanth's email address...... gmail@rajinikanth.com
19. Had Rajinikanth met J K Rowling, he would have killed both Harry and Voldemort in the first book itself.
20. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
21. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club
22. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection
23. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
24. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated
25. Rajinikant can lick his elbows
26. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult
27. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
28. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday
29. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Corcin.
30. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
31. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
32. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
33. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
34. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
35. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
36. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
37. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
38. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
39. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
40. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
41. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
42. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better not to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
43. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
44. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
45. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
46. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
47. The universe came into being when Rajinikanth sneezed. And we call it the big bang!
48. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
49. Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.
50. Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.
51. Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.
52. Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
53. The movie ’300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1′.
54. Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!
55. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
56. Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
57. Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
58. Rajinikanth once leaned on a tower. From then onwards it is called Pisa tower!
59. Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!
60. Once Rajanikanth raced with time, time is still running.........
61. Why did obama came to India? To receive the payment of NASA's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
62. Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
63. Rajinikanth can "Checkmate" in one move.
64. One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'.
65. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
66. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply assembled the alphabets and that is how we have the alphabets in the order of A to Z now..!!
67. Human blood type is usually 0+, A+ or AB.. Rajini's blood type is AK-47.
68. Rajanikanth once sneeze on computer since then computers are infected by Viruses.
69. Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
70. Rajinikanth knows what came first - the chicken or the egg!
71. Rajani can draw straight line using compass.
72. Rajani can find corner in a circle.
73. what is the color of rajnikant's blood and sweat - UNKNOWN. he never bleeds or sweats
74. Rajnikanth never sells a movie. He gifts it to the nation.
75. Rajinikanth can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.
76. Google gets answers for all its searches from Rajinikanth.
77. Galileo used lamp 2 study. Graham bell used candle 2 study. Shakespeare studied under street light. But, do u know about... RAJANIKANT?......only AGARBATTI !!!
78. Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys in California.. and thats how DISNEY LAND came into existence.
79. Rajnikanth decided to sell his urine... RED BULL(ENERGY DRINK)!!!!!
80. Before tom cruise, rajnikant was approached for the movie "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", but he refused it as he found The title insulting his personality.
81. Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a poor and weak child suffering from Polio out of sheer humanity.. Today, he is known as..The Great Khali!
82. Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
83. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
84. Rajinikanth can run Windows 7 with 640KB of memory.
85. The real tragedy secret. One day Rajnikanth has some stomach problem.... That day today is called as Bhopal Gas Tragedy.
86. Government pays Tax to Rajni for working in India
87. In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
88. Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake?? Because Rajinikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode.
89. While playing once Rajnikanth said 'statue' to a girl..now its know as 'Statue of Liberty'!
90. Rajinikamth & Bullet Saga -
91. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
92. Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
93. Michael Jackson did not died of Drugs, those were Rumours. Actually, he got a Major Heart-Attack after watching that Rajinikanth can perform a Sun-Walk!!
94. Rajinikanth was shot. The Next Day, there was the Bullet's Funeral.
95. Intel's New Tag is - "Rajinikanth Inside"
96. Around a month ago Rajini forgot to close his door and switched ON his AC. Happy Winter :)
97. While browsing through Rajinikanth jokes, I came across an ultimate pictures specifying jokes on Rajinikanth i.e.
In continuation of my browsing, I encountered the following pictures concerning Rajinikanth:-
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Non-sense fellows. See what you have done....., you created so much of jokes on Rajinikant, he has got angry now and has decided to "END THE WORLD IN 2012".
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